Keys to my WRONG!

So I took this thing that's been sitting on everyone's blogs. It wasn't very entertaining, so I'll spare you the complete list of keys to my heart, but I got this little tidbit that I thought was funny:

You think of marriage pessimistically. You don't think happy marriages exist anymore.

Ha! Boy do you have me wrong, blogthings. If you were a human, I'd make fun of you. Since you are just a website, I will destroy you with my elite Asian hacking skillz.