In Case You Don't Know Me

Here's some easy to parse information in the form of a survey. If you ask nicely, I'll make into an XML file for you.

[my name is]: Scott Isaac Tao Dai (formerly Scott Tao Dai, formerly Shitao Dai, formerly something in Chinese
[in the morning i am]: working hard for my money. Or for free.
[all i need are/is]: Love and Games
[love is]: all around us
[i'm afraid of]: bugs
[I dream of]: owning a house, raising a family

-W H O-
[makes you laugh the most?]: Greg
[makes you smile]: Katie
[do you have a crush on?]: Claire Danes
[has a crush on you?]: Kirsten Dunst
[easiest to talk to]: Katie

-W H O .W A S .T H E .L A S T .P E R S O N-
[you talked to on the phone]: my mom
[hugged]: Katie
[you instant messaged]: Aaron Tarnowski
[you laughed with]: Katie

-D O .Y O U / / A R E .Y O U-
[could you live without the computer?]: Nope. Sorry.
[what's your favorite food?]: Whatever is in abundance.
[whats your favorite fruit?]: Mango
[what hurts the most? physical pain or emotional pain?]: In small doses, emotional. In extreme cases, physical. (i.e. I'd rather have a shot than someone tell me that they don't really like me. But I'd rather have the love of my life tell me she never loved me rather than have someone cut my arms and legs off with a sword covered in lemon juice.)
[trust others way too easily?]: Oh, yeah. Baby.

-N U M B E R-
[of continents i have lived in?]: 2
[of drugs taken illegally?]: 1
[of tight friends?]: 4.5
[of cd's that i own?]: 100+
[scars on my body?] : 0.75
[of things in my past that i regret?]: 1

-O.T.H.E.R.T.H.I.N.G.S.-
[i know]: what you're thinking.
[i want]: you to want me.
[i have]: nothing to hide.
[i wish]: I could do everything.
[i hate]: the system.
[i miss]: Katie.
[i fear]: that I'm just pretending.
[i search]: for meaning in the small things.
[i love]: you, baby.
[i ache]: sometimes. Unexplicably.
[i care]: about you more than I care about myself.
[i always]: play games.
[i dance]: dance revolution.
[i cry]: more than you'll ever know.
[i do not always]: resist temptation.
[i write]: bad stories and plays.
[i win]: more than I should.
[i confuse]: people when I can.
[i listen]: to music less than I should.
[i can usually be found]: with Katie.
[have you ever played a game that required removal of clothing]: If you use the definition of "game" very liberally. I like to consider it a game every time I take a shower.
[favorite place to be kissed?]: in bed.
[have you ever been caught "doing something"]: Only when it rains.

-ARE.YOU.A..
[wuss]: to certain things.
[druggie]: if Katie counts as a drug.
[gang member]: if S'n'S counts as a gang. Or...uh...Asia.
[daydreamer]: not so much anymore.
[alcoholic]: not so much.
[freak]: I don't try hard enough.
[sarcastic]: I wish I was better at this, too.
[angel]: Not yet.
[friend]: To some. An enemy to...well, nobody.

[shy]: Around new people.
[talkative]: about improv, games, and stupid things.
[adventurous]: about restaurants, games, and small things like that. Not about hunting tigers.
[joker]: No. I'm more of a 7 of Hearts.
[pimp/playa]: No/Yes
[sporty]: Ha! HA! HAHA!
[intelligent]: only compared to stupid people.

-Concerning.The.Friends.(You.Claim.To.Have)-
[impacted you the most spiritually]: Katie
[wish you saw more often]: Greg, Adam Shlian
[wish you could meet]: Homestar
[best eyes]: Katie
[most sarcastic]: Katie
[wish you knew better]: CourtK
[knows you best]: Katie
[best outlook on life]: Hunter
[most paranoid]: Brian Gray
[sweetest]: Katie
[most inside jokes with]: Greg

-Self-Analysis.You.Probably.Don’t.Want.To.Do-
[your biggest flaw (physical)]: Bulbous head
[your best feature (physical)]: Smooth arms
[your best feature (personality)]: Jaunty wit
[your biggest flaw (personality)]: Brooding
[most annoying thing you do]: Eat babies
[biggest mistake you've made thus far]: Starting this survey
[describe your personality in one word]: Whimsical
[the physical feature for which you are most often complimented]: Hairlessness
[person you regret sleeping with]: Greg
[you feel most attractive when]: I put on my Gap clothes
[profession]: Student, Programmer, Web Intern, Consultant
[height]: 6'0" but I slouch
[distinguishing marks]: None
[allergies]: None that I know of, but I sneeze a lot some springs
[lucky number]: 2, 5, and combonations thereof
[a smell that makes you smile]: Katie's hair
[a taste that makes you melt]: Copper River Salmon
[a hobby that occupies your time]: Whittling. And S'n'S.
[a city you'd like to visit]: Paris
[a country you'd like to explore]: Canada
[a drink you order most often]: Water
[Mood after finishing this long survey]: Tired